Monday, September 10, 2007
10:00 PM
NINE DAYS MORE TO THE RELEASE OF MY SEMESTRAL RESULTS!!!I hope I won't have to beg the teachers to let me pass and take the modules I want =_="I sort of promised I'll put this up so I'll make this fast coz I need some decent sleep XD
Me and godma went to the book fair [Singapore expo] food fair [Suntec] on last friday [I want go she bring me go so nice! >_<] and haha we had a hell of a time =)
There were so many thingys to buy poor godmama mel was so tempted to overspend for a rare time in my life [a sight to behold] * pity bookfair over* They had really nice thingys like beautiful classy stiched chinese cloth patterned notebook cover with a chinese coin and pretty korean letter paper, cute cards and poster, towel made into fizzy drink gifts, posh bin and of course a great indulgence of books to behold. Woe to those who were not there haha. I was there!
Then the food fair was like WOW so big and lots of food. First time seeing mushroom crisps [ godma mel bought] and i like e dried pineapple crisps best coz its dry and cruchy on the outside, sweet and moist and surprising inside! Hah! But then i no $_$ liao so bo bain... I ate like salmon-pachi, then laksa, then salmon and cod kebabs. It was nice when it was hot but then i was gorging so much i only had the chance to eat em cold but it was nice anyway [esp the sauce] and the best part is godmama treated me to the kebabs and some mushroom crisps! I love my godmama! [-Nudges daddy and mummy-]
Haha
Then on my way home i went high and made this crap of a song with my over-flowing crap which I can't really remember now so pardon me:
NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTEDYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!Sue off your pantsI asked godmama once on who'll she'll marry
And she told this to wobbly luanie
I'll marry a guy
with white bleached hair
curly and swirly
and he must propse to me
with ribbon bows and a frolly
"Wobbles!" Luanie said
"Where can you find a handsome like that?!"
"I know! I know!"
[Wobble wobble]
I'll find you a dog
Mush its fur in bleach with socks!
And tie furry curlies all around
So you can't really tell its a hound
And for its barking
I will speak in its steed
That it [he] is speaking french indeed!
But won't you insult the french instead?
Nah nah. Never mind that
Nobody really knows what the french is speaking anyway
And you can't really bring your husband to court because
he speaks french you don't understand
Wouldn't it be lovely to marry a frenchman insteed?
Then what will happen to your children?
A cross-breed between hound and human
"I'll throw them in the lawn alright"
"And shut them out into the night!"
And your husband?
"He can join them too you know"
What if your husband sues
And your kids envy that other sane parents don't throw them out to the lawn?
...
Then I'll throw them into the basement instead!
They'll sue you till your pants come off!
This randomness popped out of luanie's mouth.
The worse is yet to come before your eyes.
Beware reader
For the oncoming
FRIGHT
Then I forgot
What I said but then I knew my saliva lost control pretty frequently and I couldn't stop laughing and godma had to bear with all of these. Sorry XP
Edited somewhere and in some parts because the monster could not recall all that happened[Ps: btw godma was warned so she's not seeing this. Are you folks affected in some way or another yet?]
Please do read on...
And other specials of course:
I went for my 1st day of work as a surveyor/draftperson/mapper/topographist and all the whatevers. Damn was it hard. i had to master a new software like between breakfast and luch, and what's worse I was so hungry my stomach was growling majorly loud in the office. Damn! And I cant concentrate without food -_-
My trainer was this 30 to 40 year old uncle in a faded polo shirt, double-chin and with a bit of unshaved beard and has a major addiction on coffee [Can you imagine yet?] and he was like going on and on about things [maybe it was his nagging that couldn't make me pick out the main points?] But it was not his fault for being like this. Its just me and my slow + complacent + tired + fogey brain
So the program is called... Err... Its called... Erm... [Oh shit I don't remember!] Yah XXX. Leave it as that for the time being then... Yah. Its a windows 95 version [OMGOSH imagine me with that] and its a rival of autocad [or something similar] so if you do know it please SAVE ME!!! yah <_< tag please =)
So i struggled with it all through the day spending 9 hours straight in that cold and gloomy + silent aircon room working [Its like an exam hall on there for all you hear is the mouse, occasional key board coz the program doesnt have much keyboard shortuts and an occasional shuffling/dropping of paper] The people are so much freaking older than me and everyone is so silent... Or talking to this really strict guy just behind me in languages I'm not yet master of. Is it me? I don't really think so... Maybe?
I totally stoned out in there although I was trying very hard to act busy and it was just a flop -_- but my trainer was rather pleased with my progress so I don't suppose I'm all that bad. But then my body had a real hard hell of a time in there... 9 hours non stop starring into a computer screen. I can definitely do with some help and a bit more warmth and a bit more personal space... The strict guy behind me can see my EVERY MOVE. How bad can this all get? I open windows media player. HE STARES. I open adobe reader. HE STARES. By the way its just a mention that those I have mentioned are the ONLY programs in the computer. No internet explorer. No msn. And a pathetic collection of 2 songs. How sad!
No wonder there is hardly any newcomer but me... And they all don't give me a damn. Its about time I am going to be a true loner all round the clock from now on unless some soul who is kind enough to read this and pity poor, me can [ PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU ] ask me out for lunch if the kind soul happen to be in Serangoon, paya lebar, macpherson area during my lunch [12:30 - 1:30]
I'm such a sucker. -_- crap.
Wonder how long can I hang on? I'm already worn out -_- Or should I work half-day for the rest of my holidays? Or laze at home?
[Wobbles]
