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Thursday, November 23, 2006
10:19 PM
Haha! So what if my mother complains[wobbles] of my poor spelling?! Its all her fault!!! You see, when monster [wobbles] mothers don't teach their kids properly, they complain.[wobbles] And as seen, that's my mummy...[wobbles]
Just yesterday. I was skating around [wobbles] reservoir park, with my dear sister yoh with her long-time-never-wear-skates pair of feet. My, she was good with her long-time-never-wear-skates feet... She was like: Wobble wobble, and she could skate! Poor me was like WAY, WAY,WAY slower than I thought and tortured + deprived my poorthing sister of her precious time to skate... I was liek SLOW, SLOW, SLOW and very SLOW... No better words to describe the agony I gave to my poor sister Oli-sama... [As it was only my 3rd official day on skates]
On the way, an old cyclist was like commenting: "Aiyo! Why you skate so slow, skate faster lah?!"... Sister Oli-sama had to tell him: "Aiya, she only had skates on for two days only what... Like that not bad already!" Wah, I so felt like hugging Oli-sama for defending me... Actually she can leave that old ah-pek [actually quite nice lah, lives just opposite my Mental institution] alone one... Haha. I was so touched. I tried to wobble harder so we skated 4km together= 1 round the reservoir.
On the way we met another old jogger [me of course couldn't skate faster than he could jog, which I still feel currently depressed with] said:" Skating very hard ah?!" Oli-sama then asked him:"Why?" The old gig replied:"Oh, because I wanted to try skating but I see her skate until look like very tiring leh..." Another big insult, but nevertheless, no more till I was resting... I've made it all the way to the finish with sore feet and aching body parts plus a slightly dizzy brain. Haha. Sister Oli and I were singing Princess hours theme song "goong" together whilst we skated and my, I really liked that XD... So nice!!! Haha.
After finishing 4km, I had a long dip in relishing my dear resevoir water [not that I did anything to it , except adding a bit of slime...X] ANd so I removed my skates off my poor and tortured 6 legs that were all wobbly... Sister Oli decided to skate to school through that park connector and so I accompanied her in shorts and a sweaty cardigan to school. The longkang [actually Sungei Bedok as said by MAL] was at first a nice green clear colour, then as we went on it became a really dank oily thing with deep and lots of sediments... Because I reckoned that the slope at the other side of the longkang was too steep for skates [Sister might just hit the thing and fly over the railing] so I suggested taking the stairs and helped her down that thing, but it seemed like the decision for her NOT to take the slope was wrong... It ended up that we had to cross that longkang, and over a expressway, a steep bridge, through the bushes and clamber across a railing... haha, should have recorded it... really exciting. Went in school sweaty like xiao, and we marched into the school office like in flowery shorts and skates seen my MANY of our juniors.
Had to get Sister's result slip anyways so I went to ah kong's house to borrow her uniform and so I appeared back in school with a blink of an eye! Ha! my technics on it was like... okay... no praising for a monster...
Okay.. Been here for a long time so I must say my dear loving daddy and mummy you ppl look good together from the back view [announced to the whole world liao!!!] haha! Watch out on Monday!!!
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Luanie THE GREAT Random MONSTER That Was
16very old
Dec26 1990
ex-SAC-ian
ex-SRJC-ian
NYP-ian
I am worth, $1606032
Ohoh and I like strawberries XP