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Friday, September 01, 2006

1:47 PM

Ha! Ha! [Wobbles] Happy teachers’ day… [Wobbles]
I kind of am very LAZY to blog [Wobbles] recently and none of you folks CAN DO ANYTHING to [Wobbles] it… But hey… The [Wobbles] Luanie Monster [Wobbles] Adventures blog won’t die just yet… New entries would just come much more slowly… [Wobbles]Oozes out… But it would not entirely disappear but appear once in a blue moon… Yes I admit that I[Wobbles] am lazy, in fact to the lethargic [Wobbles]side because, well for a[Wobbles] fact I am having major exams soon and my performance in the exam just depresses me so I am getting more and more [Wobbles]lethargic [physiological reaction], and perhaps all the mugging has got me sleep-deprived… Yes, and I [Wobbles] must mention about my [Wobbles] personal requirement not [Wobbles] to be so vibrant in the cyber world again… For the sake [Wobbles] of my studies…

Hey… Suppose [Wobbles] it would be unoriginal of me to type like all other [Wobbles] youngsters do about the big T [Wobbles] day [my school celebrated it yesterday]… So this [Wobbles] is my Wobbly version:

Luanie Monster went to school, with [Wobbles] a record this year… In her tau gay legs she[Wobbles] barely manages to balance the weight[Wobbles] of a really big carrier she is trying to balance with 6 wobbly[Wobbles] legs of her at one go… And [Wobbles] inside… houses 15 presents. Her records, to [Wobbles] give 14 teachers their T day presents. This, being her last year in the [Wobbles]institute, she decided [Wobbles]that she should [Wobbles]leave a good impression to all[Wobbles] her wobbly teachers and thank them for all the hard work they have done. [Because Luanie almost bit the toenails off them by being very, very [Wobbles] naughty --- as usual]

As for the fifteenth [Wobbles] present… [Sounds of drum roll], is for Luanie’s freddy [or frenny] Sharonie! Oh… Happie birthday Sharonie! Hope Puttie [Wobbles] is surviving [Wobbles] well at your [Wobbles] house right now… [Luanie gave Sharonie a bulldog plushie as a birthday present] Sharonie [Wobbles]is finally older [but still MUCH, MUCH, MUCH taller than[Wobbles] poor Luanie, who doesn’t[Wobbles] seem to be able to grow taller anymore] and hope she is turning for the wiser… Happy Bathday Sharonie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay… Anyway Luanie [Wobbles] made cards for all teachers she I giving presents to and the format of [Wobbles] giving the presents is the lucky dip [Wobbles] format… [Reminisces the weird expression of them all when they put their hands into [Wobbles] the bag to get a present --- Regretted not [Wobbles] putting a snake in there] Well, she gave to [Wobbles] MBYK first, then MH, MAL, MTSS, MEL, MCWH, MMR, MXYJ, MSL, MEB, MKCH, MAC, and finally MJC. [These are the initials of Luanie’s Santa Claus list] ** Anyway [Wobbles] Luanie was more generous than last year [when she spent only $1 for all the presents last year] and she spent $9.90[Wobbles] exactly for 14 presents this year… [How [Wobbles] did she ever manages to?] Ask mustard man who went shopping with those wobbling legs.

**Actually the lip gloss [Wobbles] went to MMR
**The files went to MKCH, MAL, MBYK and somebody [Wobbles] else whom she can’t remember…
** Just for [Wobbles] gags; MXYJ got a bottle of suntan lotion
**MH got a stress [Wobbles] management book I was trying to give to Mustard man [Sudden expression of realization from the other side of the monitor glass from [Wobbles] a lump of mustard]
**MAL [Wobbles] was [Wobbles] really happy after her presents-deprivation from this cohort [should see the smile dawned upon her face]

Rainy day… But[Wobbles] Luanie still went over to the affiliated primary[Wobbles] school to visit her old teacher and her teacher was trying to dig up her recent her [Wobbles]shortcomings, and telling her about the most recent gossips and everything, but most[Wobbles] importantly, she now wears[Wobbles] makeup. I can’t believe it! She was like MAL last time but now she is so different! That’s a good change anyway.

And in the [Wobbles] afternoon, Luanie was wobbling as fast as all her 6 legs could take her to meet [Wobbles] with Teh Bing, Stephy and huay [Wobbles] huay… A study session to cope with the upcoming exams [Luanie was 5 mins [Wobbles] late anyway because of the unreasonable timing those Bedokians gave her], but honestly, it was quite a wasted session because Luanie couldn’t stop her wobbly laughter [Wobbles] that went; Mua ha ah aha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha amah ha-ha ahahaha ah aha hahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the whole don’t know [Wobbles] how many hours… Luanie presumes [Wobbles] that they will hate having her around to study…… [Sigh]

Oh yah, this is just for laughs: What will you do if you ever saw a ‘Luanie Monster Adventures’ Children’s program on TV say 20 years down the road with 4 children in tow [just for the sake of the population growth in Singapore]?
Stephy and Teh Bing unanimously answered at once: Switch of the TV.

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha!!!!!]

Sigh. I suppose that is all my energies can allow me to write. Happy mugging to all GCE O and N level candidates. Happy September holiday to all other kiddies  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!