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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
10:41 PM
It s actually a little agonizing, having to “prepare” a prelude before writing this blog of mine… Well. Agonizing is agonizing, but I like being agonized. Sane people will most probably mutter under their breaths: “She is a through and through nutcase that needs the mental institute to house her.” Yes, I agree. I was threatened once to be under their professional care. And they shove their hotline to me in case of emergencies… (Laughs) But thinking of it… Which insane soul will willingly call the mental institute themselves? Perhaps, they are just mad enough to do it. That’s why they need it… Okay. I believe I must do some introduction to my dear luanie monster…
Name: Luanie Monster the Great Birthday: Who knows? Horoscope: Trouble yourself by finding its birthday first Age: About 2 years old? Family: Luanie Papa, Luanie Mama, Luanie young sister… Occupation: Monster Gender: Unisexual Address: In my soul Phone no.: Unless if you have a line into the depths of my heart
Characteristics: Small/big, its usual looks are (why I say “usual” is that she is a monster shape shifter) a round head attached to a little neck, supported by 6 bean sprout-like legs with the beans as its “feet”. It always has 2 plaits tied by a translucent “ball” –like hair accessory. Its eyes are big and round, or oval, to be exact, and she has a yellow bean-like nose, with a constant smile on its face that makes it look harmless. (Note: It is very hard to capture its other looks because it is very hard!) But actually, Luanie Monster the Great is not all that harmless.
Character: Like all monsters should be (and it tries very hard to duplicate) Real character: Who knows? (It can’t really talk for nuts… It’s a monster!!!)
Slogan/Icon action/Pet phrase: Wobbles (Its legs can’t really support it very well; hence it wobbles uncontrollably every now and then, with a few occasional tangles)
Words to describe it: Cute, wobbly, adventurous, big/small, long/short, entertaining
Favorites: Itself; Luanie loves to nibble away at its own fish ball head and bean sprout legs. (They will replace themselves almost immediately)
Dislikes: What all monsters hate…
Talent/specialty: Algae bullets, helicopter pigtails, wobble stretch… Can’t really mention others because it is a relatively young monster…
And here we have it, presenting Luanie Monster the Great!!!
the wonder-monster-er
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Luanie THE GREAT Random MONSTER That Was
16very old
Dec26 1990
ex-SAC-ian
ex-SRJC-ian
NYP-ian
I am worth, $1606032
Ohoh and I like strawberries XP
